http://www.sloganizer.net/en/ Has been an active partner in my media campaign... look at this crazy shit!

I quit smoking with Descontrol.

Make yourself at home with Descontrol.

You can't stop Descontrol.

Descontrol, good. (It's true, damn it!)

The art of Descontrol.

Take what you want, but leave Descontrol alone!

Descontrol will do anything for you.

Descontrol for a better future.

Descontrolrific!

The Descontrol way of life. (In a dumpster!)

Think different, think Descontrol!

Don't forget your Descontrol.

Have a big bowl of Descontrol.

Be young, have fun, taste Descontrol. !

Don't play with fire, play with Descontrol!

Pure Descontrol. Pure Power.

Descontrol - once you have it, you love it.

Descontrol for president. ( ...AND dumpster resident!)

Descontrol - Mehr Geschmack als Geld. (In German!)

Everyone should believe in Descontrol.

Descontrol for the masses.

Everything is simple with Descontrol.

Descontrol - enjoy the difference.

There's only one thing in the world I want and that is Descontrol.

Descontrol on the outside, tasty on the inside.

Hmmmm... Descontrol.

It is my humble belief that the world should chant this entire thing each morning... and feed me burritos.

NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, BABY!

I think my pancreas, kidney, and hymen all got busted up July 30th, but I walked away from 2 Quick with the Crusierweight Title of UHPW! With all I EAT, I'm suprised I made it in the Crusierweight Division. Maybe it's my high METABOLISM! (Damn it... I'd be funny if you heard the way I said "metabolism". It was classic. It was all "Meh-toor-bur-lurshur" You'da loved it, baby!)

2 Quick was an awesome opponent, but I took a beating, and kept on EATing! That's right! Oh yeah! I'm gonna spends my food stamps on Swedish Fish to celebrate! Vegan EAT goodness, baby!

Currently Listening Start a War/X-Rated By Static-X see related

- The Enemy

The online journal of the Rabid Luchador is now going to coincide with my new website, Geocities.com/RabidLuchador! I'm excited! ...and delighted!

I had the best match of my life, recently. Scotty Rayz and I squared off at Mossy Head in UHPW, and the match was made even sweeter by the fact that I didn't even need to outwrestle Scotty to win! The similarly black, red, and white wearing Chris Impackckckt beat him senseless with a stop sign.

Dudes... the crowd chanted EAT at me.

Oh, oh! I travelled to the Mountain of EAT with Biscuit Beast after that show, and went on a vision quest! I honed my skills in the mystic arts of Lucha Libre, the Rambone, and EAT, but most importantly, I finally discovered my totem animal. Hyppo is a hippo, Lobo is a wolf-lizard monster, and I'm a Garbage Buffalo! (They're related to the Water Buffalo, but are hobos.) With my fluffy mane, and beast noises, I'm not sure why I didn't find out earlier!

So yeah... I happily accepted interference in my match, and decided I was a buffalo. Fun Times, Baby!

Oh yeah... ANYONE who reads this... check out www.static-x.com and check out their audio section. "The Enemy" is about the coolest song ever. New Theme Song for Descontrol?

I did an interview! That's right, you can read it at http://www.geocities.com/thebeastbrigade/dessieinterview1.html. Czech it out. Oh yeah, I'ms fightin' those two rapscallions, Bat and Wolf tomorrow night! I plans to show 'em what for! That's right! Be there, or be spooned by a bear, LIIIIVE, ONLY ON PAPER-VIEW!

I mean it... if you don't show up, I'll have a bear sleep with you in a sexually provocative position, and I'll make sure it gets live TV coverage for people who pay for the show.